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hatake
brirei3: “ hello-kitty: “ Hello Kitty in a Hello Kitty Easter Egg ” Double the Hello Kitty, double the cute!!! ”
hello-kitty

Hello Kitty in a Hello Kitty Easter Egg

brirei3

Double the Hello Kitty, double the cute!!!

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myuuchuu

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

kittensinsocks24

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

leolion98 leolion98

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

waka-the-gods-gift-to-man waka-the-gods-gift-to-man

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

jdeko

Evangelation

sirchubbybunny

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

tomysshadow

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

jay-jinxed-me jay-jinxed-me

This is wonderful

Source: kittensinsocks24
roseshock
  • nintendo 1995: hey kids, trade pokemon with your friends to catch em all!
  • nintendo 1999: hey kids, here
  • s some new pokemon and adventures to talk with your friends about!
  • nintendo 2002: kids, heres a bunch of secret bases you can use to their fullest by meeting with new people, and bunch of pokemon you can only get at events we'll host!
  • nintendo 2006: hey, look, even more bases and event pokemon!
  • nintendo 2009: HERE'S A LITERAL PEDOMOTER. TAKE A HINT.
  • nintendo 2010: WE ARE CUTTING OFF AREAS OF THE GAME IF YOU DONT MEET OTHER PEOPLE
  • nintendo 2013: WE HAVE CREATED AN ENTIRE NEW LAYER OF CUSTOMIZATION AND IN GAME REALITY SOLELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF SOCIALIZATION AND MEETING PEOPLE
  • nintendo 2015: FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST GO OUTSIDE ALREADY!!!!!
Source: dr-doc-phd
spacecadetstef
unrelatableuserboxes unrelatableuserboxes

The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose my shit Like there r grown ppl who get nervous when they hear a sound in the night and these monsters think kids won’t be scared by funsize cyclops shrek creepin in their closet get outta here cmon

meowmagica meowmagica

when we were kids my brother used to be scared that the radiator would turn into a goat. he wasn’t afraid of goats, he was just afraid of the heater being one.

Source: liepard
ryanthecomputerguy
madqueenzelly madqueenzelly

You know what my favourite thing was about Ryans stream?

The fact that people were being lovely about the fact that he had to disappear for lengths at a time to do and do stuff for his kids.

Cause we all know what the internet is like. Like a bunch of kids themselves demanding this, that, and the next thing from their faves.

But Ryan was like “I gotta go be a dad” and everyone in chat was like “heck yeah Ryan you go be a dad for as long as you have to and we’ll all wait right here until you get back!”

I was really worried that people would be assholes in the stream about stupid shit, but I didn’t really see that and it made me happy for Ryan.

I look forward to his future streams :3

Source: madprincezelly
theladyem
thepioden

Man though you know what makes me sorta sad is when nerdy, “quiet” kids latch on to me during camp and they just talk and talk and talk about a thing they’re into (Skyrim, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, dinosaurs, whatever). And I see the kids just light up when they say something and I can chime in with an ‘oh hey, are you talking about [x]? I love that thing! Tell me more about it.’

Like, their parents will warn me ‘so-and-so is pretty quiet and hard to engage’ but no, man, just listen, your kid is so smart and so into This Thing, they’ll engage like fuck and talk your damn ear off it you let them. Frame it in their damn terms. Or! Just! Listen to them about their Thing! And they will engage with the rest of the material! Because they know you care about them! Amazing!!!

knightoflodis

Quiet kids are usually that way because either no one listens, or there is always someone more dominant speaking wise in their group that always talks over them and then they give up. Some quiet kids are starved for attention and really really want to talk, but don’t always get the chance to

Source: thepioden
figglypuff

DaddyOFive deleted all of their videos except their “apology”

spookiebuddy spookiebuddy

@ya’ll who saved their videos

youre the only ones with proof now.
make sure to send it to ppl who can help those kids

please these kids need all the help they can get

princessmugi-for-peace princessmugi-for-peace

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHckarmEbuCogN98ezY2oSQ/videos

here’s the mother’s channel

kirahasanopinion

Please please please, if you’ve got those videos saved, send them to someone who can help those kids. Especially Cody, who seems to take the brunt of the abuse.

roseshock
just-shower-thoughts

Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.

bogleech

To be fair, his goal was apparently to send a stern warning about the evils of entitlement by murdering them in ironic ways.

classicalmonoblogue

Also, the rich, spoiled, first world white kids aren’t presented in the story as having gotten the tickets by chance, the story is very clear that they and their families used their privilege and power to game the system - taking what was initially presented as a random selection and cheating by leveraging their disproportionate resources - wasting mountains of chocolate in pursuit of gold…

Source: just-shower-thoughts
roseshock
panobama panobama

you know what i love

i love that angelina jolie is so unproblematic that the only jokes people ever make about her is that she adopts ‘too many kids’

like i wanna be on that level where i’m so relevant in media that people need to joke about me, but because im such a good person they joke about me adopting kids from orphanages and putting them in a good home

Source: faafamess
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